What I like the most about you is that you can make me laugh, when nothing's even funny. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I have such a girl-crush on Reese Witherspoon. I would love to do a comedy with her. — Jenna Dewan Copy Share Image
For jokes as well as justice come in with speech. - Aslan, The Magician's Nephew — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish I was writing something much more heavy each time I did a film, and that the comedies just occasionally come… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
You have to be careful what you say in front of comedy writers because they will absolutely make fun of it in… — David Alan Basche Copy Share Image
British comedy - which has been a big inspiration to me for many years - is very different to Australian comedy and… — Jason Gann Copy Share Image
A lot of people think stand-up comedy is one person performing to an audience, but I love it more when it's a… — Rosie Jones Copy Share Image
I don't want to make a style. Not tragedy, not comedy. Life is a mixing of all kind of things: comedy and… — Alejandro Jodorowsky Copy Share Image
We had our first meeting yesterday, and we just laughed all the way through, so if we can bottle that, then I'll… — Allan Carr Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy is not a man's job. It's an alpha job: To be the only person in a room with a microphone… — Katherine Ryan Copy Share Image
When comedy is good, it's jazz. The beats of it, the looseness, the improvisational part, the music-the way you hit the inflection,… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
My teacher in the seventh grade told me that if I didn't fool around during class, I could have 15 minutes at… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
“Another of Keaton’s strategies was to avoid anticipation. Instead of showing you what was about to happen, he showed you what was… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
The skill of a good actor is to make it always seem like you're in that fantastically spontaneous moment. Very often, a… — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
“Dodger made haste towards the house of the Mayhews while in his mind he saw the cheerful face and hooked nose of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Laughter is a pleasant sound, it spreads joy all around Whether you're young or old, laughter can be like Magic to our… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My abject hatred of actors and the acting world. I went to college as an actor, and halfway through, I switched to… — Christian Finnegan Copy Share Image
The whole character of Super Dave is a takeoff on people who pontificate. So one thing I never want to do is… — Bob Einstein Copy Share Image
The woman is skin covered prozac I like to call her. Half the trick to a film like this is keeping a… — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
My standup's very gross and vulgar and brassy. There's a lot of screaming. — Sarah Sherman Copy Share Image
I love doing comedy - I get a laugh out of it, it's not so serious. — Carmen Electra Copy Share Image
“A fraction of what you believe to be the truth always lies behind a joke” — Deb Apodaca Copy Share Image
With comedies, I like to be a producer, because comedies can get corny and go off track real fast. — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
When anything doesn't hit with a huge laugh, as comics, it feels like, Oh no, oh no, we're sinking. — Tim Heidecker Copy Share Image
The only way it works with my standup is if it comes from a personal place. — Melissa Villasenor Copy Share Image
Many times what cannot be refuted by arguments can be parried by laughter. — Desiderius Erasmus Copy Share Image
Humor is a means of obtaining pleasure in spite of the distressing effects that interface with it. — Sigmund Freud Copy Share Image
I have other tastes besides comedy. I love comedy. I adore it, but I love dramatic movies just as much. — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
I think the reason I became funny was because if I made people laugh, they would let me keep talking. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image