If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Comedians can't afford to get too comfortable; we need something to rail against. — Hugh Dennis Copy Share Image
With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
The real heart of comedy is uncovering a truth about yourself or about the world that you didn't see. — Ari Graynor Copy Share Image
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Was ever woman in this humour wooed? Was ever woman in this humour won? — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“You know what’s not funny? Funny bones. No, at best they are only mildly amusing.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Obviously the audience has veto power signified by whether they laugh or not, but you-not them-retain the ultimate power to decide what… — Franklyn Ajaye Copy Share Image
Many of the comedies I had made in Sweden were slightly based on semi-autobiographical experiences, so adapting novels was a very different… — Lasse Hallstrom Copy Share Image
I do a lot of comedy and I like that. I am happy doing funny films. I am often the straight person… — Kristin Davis Copy Share Image
I mean I'm one of those people that laugh at a funeral. And it's always the worst time, but there's always a… — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
I would say I try to make my comedy really personal. I try to tell stories that happened to me, experiences from… — Kumail Nanjiani Copy Share Image
I believe people leave a theater bonding with characters. Story is the vessel that carries character. Comedy is a very important component… — Chris Meledandri Copy Share Image
I don't think it's any secret that the bigger the venue, the subtlety and artfulness of comedy declines. — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
I am interested in complex characters who are difficult and have numerous sides. But I would love to do a comedy role… — Eugene Simon Copy Share Image
Often, when you're in some of these writing rooms for... and the most restrictive is network television, right? They say, 'Wow, that's… — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
Quite often, intent on conveying how things can go wrong for a culture (science fiction) or an individual (horror) or all of… — Paul Di Filippo Copy Share Image
I started when Chris Rock did 'Bigger & Blacker.' I used to watch that before I went onstage as inspiration to get… — Retta Copy Share Image
“Why, not much as yet, sir, on accounts I suppose of not being able to walk much; but he goes about the… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I like broad comedy. If I had an idea tomorrow for a film that was all slapstick and broad comedy, and it… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Even actresses that you really admire, like Reese Witherspoon, you think, 'Another romantic comedy?' You see her in something like 'Walk the… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
I think it's actually a misperception that I am a comedic actress. I do more drama than comedy but very little of… — Octavia Spencer Copy Share Image
I don't know if there is a gene for comedy, but my dad was a very funny man. He just didn't know… — James Belushi Copy Share Image
“Nevertheless we laughed as best we could Because we are helpless while we are loved.” — Cirilo F. Bautista Copy Share Image
“Georgia’s laugh, Georgia’s hair, Georgia’s kisses, Georgia’s wit, Georgia’s long, long legs” — Amy Harmon Copy Share Image
I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20. — Tom Green Copy Share Image
Laughter is the only thing that'll cut trouble down to a size where you can talk to it. — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
Comedy is like magic. If you don't see where the trick is going, it's entertaining. — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
Comedians are not well people. Well people are not drawn to creating. — Julian Barratt Copy Share Image
I don't enjoy doing stand-up. I see it as being like exercise: I feel good about it after I've done it. — Jessie Cave Copy Share Image
I love comedy because I can laugh at myself. I dont take myself too seriously. — David Alan Basche Copy Share Image
Laughter is the best medicine for a long and happy life. He who laughs lasts! — Wilferd Peterson Copy Share Image
I wanted to laugh. Or maybe get mad. Or maybe shrug at how strange everyone was, especially me. — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
If someone's winning an argument wih me, I throw a funny line at him and run. — Bob Crane Copy Share Image
