people have a way of laughing at our deams until we make them come true. — Patti Page Copy Share Image
Good comedy makes you laugh, and bad comedy makes people you hate laugh. — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
As much as I'd love to explore other genres, I won't leave comedy. This genre has given me an identity. — Varun Sharma Copy Share Image
If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Some jokes are not made to laugh, they're created by those who just want to bark !! — Senoraroy Copy Share Image
I am a comedian. I do feel I have to put my experience on a public stage. As an artist, that's what… — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
As somebody who works in comedy, I gravitate to the very serious, dramatic things in my consumption of media. — Lauren Ash Copy Share Image
“From my travel blog @ http://www.lwmcferrin.com/travel When faced with disaster, the best medicine is laughter.” — Linda Watanabe McFerrin Copy Share Image
I'm not playing a comedy. I want to be playing the truth of the moment, and then have the comedy come out. — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
Everybody has their favorite character.That's the only way I pick, whatever is going on in society, whatever I think folks will laugh… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Were it not for the amusement of our books, we should be moped to death for want of occupation. It rains incessantly.… — Marie de Rabutin-Chantal, marquise de Sevigne Copy Share Image
Because humor brings us back to earth, it helps us to use well what is left to us even when we are… — Kathleen R Fischer Copy Share Image
I never liked the glossiness of highly produced standup specials in general - I like it where it has more of a… — Matt Besser Copy Share Image
Describing laughter: The sound is produced by a deep inspiration followed by short, interrupted, spasmodic contractions of the chest, and especially the… — Charles Darwin Copy Share Image
Sometimes you do have to laugh to keep from crying. And sometimes the world feels all right and good and kind of… — Jacqueline Woodson Copy Share Image
I love Benny Hill. He one of my favourites of aaall time. Like, the way Benny did it, he was just amazing.… — Snoop Dogg Copy Share Image
I had to write a comedy set and film a show at the same time. And it's the second time I've been… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
Whatever the best scripts are and you just want to play roles that you can really sink your teeth into. That's always… — Stanley Tucci Copy Share Image
God inspired me, because I was blessed with the knowledge that I wanted to do this. And my mother supported it. She… — Martin Lawrence Copy Share Image
At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Stand-up is the foundation to my career. It's what I started out doing. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Roy Blount's stuff makes me laugh so hard, sometimes I have to go sit in a room and shut the door — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
“Probation? How amusing. Probation would imply a source of authority.” — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
It was just at the end of the golden era of BBC comedy, which was fantastic. — John Leeson Copy Share Image
Humor can inform and break down stigma, which is a huge issue in the military. — Garry Trudeau Copy Share Image
I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
“Ride close together. Remember laughter. You'll need it even in the blessed isles of Ever After.” — James Thurber Copy Share Image
Learn good-humor, never to oppose without just reason; abate some degree of pride and moroseness. — Isaac Watts Copy Share Image
I like the comedians that go into detail and tell longer stories. — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
“Between birth and burial, we find ourselves in a comedy of mysteries.” — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
