Comedy Quotes · Page 142

People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes.

— Seth Meyers

Where I find it very difficult to get comedy from and where I naturally don't go is human suffering.

— Omid Djalili

“It's a funny thing about life, I think we're born square and we dire round”

— Daniel Gottlieb

People who stop laughing are always the ones who get hurt.

— Josh Sundquist

I think jokes on colour or body shaming shouldn't be made. It's not funny to crack such jokes.

— Radhika Apte

Comedy is difficult, especially slapstick. The trick is to have fun while you are performing it.

— Maureen O'Hara

You write what makes you laugh, and you hope that the audience agree, and so far they do.

— Brendan O'Carroll

As much experience, education and awareness as one can attain is important for a comedian.

— Shelley Berman

To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.

— Louis C. K

You can still have comedy which is sensitive to the topic, where you're laughing at the right part of it, you're not…

— Rachel Parris

Kaizad Gustad is quite crazy, and he has weird ideas, and 'Boom' is one such idea. It's a crazy film by a…

— Amitabh Bachchan

The truth is, I've never thought of myself as the Michael Jordan of comedy. And that's a good thing. You know why?…

— Tracy Morgan

Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, 'The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind'.

— Donald Rumsfeld

People don't like to be lectured to, but if you can make them laugh, their defenses come down, and for the time…

— Paul Krassner

Funny is funny. If it's funny enough to women, it will be funny to men. I think that's been proven by Broad…

— Nikki Glaser

What's interesting about Laurel and Hardy is that in most comedy teams, there's a straight man, and then there's the funny guy.…

— Christopher Guest

Fake is not a word I like to use because there's nothing fake about what I do. It's a show, it's a…

— Chris Jericho

All that this world needs is a good cleansing of the heart of all the inhibitions of the past. And laughter and…

— Rajneesh

They didn't know why these things were funny. Sometimes you laugh because you've got no more room for crying. Sometimes you laugh…

— Terry Pratchett

isaac knows how stupid i find these things, and he finds them just as stupid as i do. like lol. now, if…

— David Levithan

In a business that has exploited and ignored our people I have only found dead-ends. We need romantic comedies, gross-out and mockery…

— Misty Upham

The dogs in our lives, the dogs we come to love and who (we fervently believe) love us in return, offer more…

— Marjorie Garber

My comic sense, although deliberately Americanized, is, in its intent, much closer related to the crazy wisdom of Zen monks and the…

— Tom Robbins

George Lopez has to get a physical comedy checkup every year to make sure his bulging eyes don't get out of control...…

— Andy Kindler

My job is to take what I think is funny and to make other people think it's funny, too.

— Harry Shearer

Life is a tragedy wherein we sit as spectators for a while and then act our part in it.

— Jonathan Swift

I always wanted to make something that was real and had heart and was funny.

— Jason Nash

“If you do not know how to laugh at yourself, you do not know how to live life.”

— Destiny Feher

“Never let them take away your ability to find joy or to laugh.”

— Ramona Flightner

Laughter is taken as a sign of strength, freedom, health, beauty, youth, and happiness.

— Martin Grotjahn

To be amused at what you read - that is the great spring of quotation.

— Charles Edward Montague

The one and only thing that every comic agrees on is that you do not steal jokes.

— Dave Rubin

Nihilists laugh at nothing, unless someone unexpectedly tickles them.

— Jeremy Limn

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

— Artie Lange

There is nothing like a comfortable adventure to put people in a good humor. . .

— Peter Mayle

if you like the lovable sound of an asthma attack in your ear every time you tell a joke.

— Kiera Cass

I mean, I've got a face for comedy. I say that with love. It does its job.

— Roisin Conaty

Everything serious that he says is a joke and everything humorous that he says is dead serious.

— Clarence Darrow

“Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself.”

— Amit Kalantri

“The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard”

— Josh Stern