Actually, I've been making jokes about the little bones in my hands; they can't handle my own power. — Raquel Pennington Copy Share Image
My background is part of my comedy. Your experiences are where the jokes come from. — Charlie Murphy Copy Share Image
I hope we inspire people to laugh at things more, laugh in their own lives. — Melissa Villasenor Copy Share Image
“I don’t use coarse humor, but occasionally I’ll joke about intercourse—between midget siblings.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I think that humor has become a principle means of communication among Americans about politics. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
The nature of being an artist in any field, but specifically in comedy, is that almost as soon as you finish something… — Raphael Bob-Waksberg Copy Share Image
Other than friends and family, my favorite things are New York and stand-up. I love doing comedy in New York - I… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
If you get frustrated and unhappy with yourself, then there is going to be a problem. You have to laugh at yourself… — Nirmala Srivastava Copy Share Image
Comedy Bang! Bang!' has meant so much to me over the years, and has brought me so much and so many new… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
Charles Darwin wrote a famous book in 18 gibberish. And that book was an interesting book, cuz it was called "Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-You" — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
I think I'm accidentally funny more so than thinking of it as a craft. I'm in awe of those comedians that know… — Kathryn Hahn Copy Share Image
There is humor that's just whimsy, that we smile at, but the humor that we laugh at, someone has to be -… — Robert Mankoff Copy Share Image
It's a lot of work to put a brand-new monologue and a brand-new show on the air and find comedy every single… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
They seal the subway change-booth guy up inside this thing with bullet-proof glass, closed in on all sides, it's like some kind… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
When you're a stand-up comic, you live and die by what you say on stage. There's no director or writer or producer… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
The only thing I can recommend at this stage is a sense of humor, an ability to see things in their ridiculous… — Vaclav Havel Copy Share Image
If you're watching comedy movies, go back and check out the Marx Brothers in 'Duck Soup,' or Buster Keaton in 'The General,'… — Robert B. Weide Copy Share Image
When you snatch little pieces of other people's lives and try to palm them off as your own, that's more disgusting than… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
'Buncha Losers' comedy is one of those homegrown American art forms, up there with infomercials and Elvis-shaped soap carvings. No other civilization… — Rob Sheffield Copy Share Image
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
