“You don’t have to want to be in a relationship for a little bow-chicka-bow-wow.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
No man ever distinguished himself who could not bear to be laughed at. — Maria Edgeworth Copy Share Image
The goodness of your true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
What all my favorite comedians have in common is extraordinary honesty. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
Making fun of anyone who seeks happiness rather than money and accusing them of "lacking ambition." — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
I feel lucky that I can have people laugh solidly for a whole hour by just saying what I think and getting… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's neat seeing people that aren't necessarily part of my demographic who really get the jokes. I love it. — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
There's a thing in comedy where you take one step into a bad idea, but if you take 10, then it becomes… — Jonathan Krisel Copy Share Image
Laughter is the loaded latency given us by nature as part of our native equipment to break up the stalemates of our… — Jean Houston Copy Share Image
“Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I don't want to have so much humor [in films] that it undermines the jeopardy, but enough to sometime relieve tension. — David Twohy Copy Share Image
It's funny how we have 0 school spirit, but as soon as someone insults us we all make fun of them together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny… — Ilana Glazer Copy Share Image
Between pets, comedy and toys, I try to surround myself with as much fun stuff as I can. That's how I pick… — Eric Stonestreet Copy Share Image
I did the Daily Show, and then I did Air America Radio, and I realized that I was lucky enough to have… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
I don't try to impress people. Sometimes my jokes can be very harsh; I'm very sarcastic. I would joke about something disgusting,… — Barbara Palvin Copy Share Image
My kids got a taste of my career the easy way, all they had to do was watch TV. It's all they've… — Steve Doocy Copy Share Image
I really wanted to do some serious work. I really wanted to be a part of dramatic films. I wanted to show… — Anna Faris Copy Share Image
I feel like I'm a compassionate guy, but I also feel if somebody's grip on life or sanity is so tenuous that… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
The Greek tragedies and comedies are like a roadmap to all the ways in which trying to live this rich, full life… — Martha C. Nussbaum Copy Share Image
I've always been entranced when it came to musical comedy; it's probably my favorite thing. It's a real true American form, and… — Ken Howard Copy Share Image