“Some stories have to be written because no one would believe the absurdity of it all.” — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
Meadowlark and I share a common vision of bringing joy and laughter to others. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I have an aversion to laugh tracks - the moment I hear a laugh track, I go to another channel. — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. It did not need to exist. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
We're an improv group and a sketch comedy group called the Tenderloins, that's our alter ego. — James Murray Copy Share Image
I use humour a lot. My foundation is tragic, but my appearance is humorous. — Bahman Ghobadi Copy Share Image
Nothing compares to the stomachache you get from laughing with your bestfriends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never really saw myself as a standup comedian. I always just thought of myself as someone who used the eight minutes… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
The people that become the biggest jokes are people who do not change. They stay the way they were in the past. — Corey Feldman Copy Share Image
It's hard for me to be serious. I can't really rub oil on me and go all the way with it [laughs].… — Janelle Monae Copy Share Image
“He got the deviant joke loud and clear, the one about the biggest head case craving the taste of a psychiatrist. The… — V. Theia Copy Share Image
I think maybe to survive, I mean to just get through the day - I'm not saying that everything is hilariously funny. — Roz Chast Copy Share Image
“Musical comedy is the Irish stew of drama. Anything may be put into it, with the certainty that it will improve the… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
People always call me a comedian. And I don't really see myself like that. I guess I just consider myself an actor… — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
Because I've done so many hour dramas, people tend to think of you as more of a dramatic actor and don't see… — Amy Acker Copy Share Image
I thought 'Garfunkel and Oates' would be too confusing, but it ended up being confusing in the best of ways because the… — Kate Micucci Copy Share Image
I can get where some scientists would say comedians are crazy. What you have to understand: A lot of comedians are dealing… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
That's sort of what I wanted to make fun of a little bit with Don Jon. And I think oftentimes, if you're… — Joseph Gordon-Levitt Copy Share Image
I came from a very different sort of background and pedigree from the people who were on "The Daily Show". I was… — Aasif Mandvi Copy Share Image
Even if you get a joke right you've done it a thousand times and sometimes there's times where it just doesn't work… — Godfrey Copy Share Image
There's a reason I'm a stand-up comedian. I think there may be some laziness inherent in that job. It's the four-hour work… — Maria Bamford Copy Share Image
People are too afraid of uptown. A lot of people will tell you, like, "Don't go to Harlem. You can never go… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I want to be able to challenge myself. And do things that are away from what I usually do. Stand-up is safe… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
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