Customs is punishment for those who travel. This will teach you for traveling to our country! — Godfrey Country Copy Share Image
If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug. — Godfrey Comedian Copy Share Image
I used to think it was corny to be in love but actually it's corny to lose an awesome woman! Real talk. — Godfrey Copy Share Image
When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good! — Godfrey Copy Share Image
You know, the energy I think I was just born with. I think I was just always like that as I kid;… — Godfrey Copy Share Image
But some people want attention so bad they want you to see them angry at you. — Godfrey Angry Copy Share Image
I went to University of Illinois. Big school. 35,000 students. 800 black... I was the only black in every class. Hard to be absent. — Godfrey Copy Share Image
I was always the class clown, although many teachers view the class clown as a trouble maker. But I always had good… — Godfrey Class Copy Share Image
I would say, as far as heckling, there's benign and there's malignant; like tumors man. Sometimes you get really nice hecklers. I'd… — Godfrey Copy Share Image
I want to be able to go into a room of aliens and be funny. I don't care who it is. I… — Godfrey Copy Share Image
I think that sometimes I've been a little too nice. I think you have to have a balance. When you're too nice… — Godfrey Balance Copy Share Image
I think the audience should take away that it's okay to be smart, it's okay to be funny and well-learned. You can… — Godfrey Academia Copy Share Image
I love when they show the really gay prisoner in prison shows. He's the cutest inside but you know on the street… — Godfrey Copy Share Image
The one thing you don't want to be is a sucky clean comic. I hate sucky clean comics! It's like Christian rock,… — Godfrey Copy Share Image
The X-Games - I watch that; I'm not impressed. That's white dudes' desperation. They're running out of sports. They gotta find something… — Godfrey Copy Share Image
You know what the bodega is? It's the little Latin store, and they try to act like it's a grocery store. It… — Godfrey Copy Share Image
Immigrants have been coming here for a long time. The Americans that are afraid of others coming were immigrants once themselves, so… — Godfrey Country Copy Share Image
I got into trouble a lot in school. They say you're a disturbance in class. You're a distraction, they're moving you around.… — Godfrey Being funny Copy Share Image
Want to shut a racist white guy's mouth. Put him around Super human athletic black dudes. — Godfrey Copy Share Image
That's what I take pride in in my stand-up, is changing things up. Being special. — Godfrey Copy Share Image
I observe everything around me and when something hits me and it's funny, that's what I talk about. I'm a more observational… — Godfrey Comedy Copy Share Image
But there's times when I like to find the strange angles to something. People go, 'I heard a lot of jokes like… — Godfrey Copy Share Image
Even if you get a joke right you've done it a thousand times and sometimes there's times where it just doesn't work… — Godfrey Copy Share Image
My black friends in America don't believe me. I said, 'Dude, I'm Nigerian American.' 'Word? We thought you were, like, regular black.'… — Godfrey America Copy Share Image
I use profanity because I like profanity, but I'm not vulgar. Big difference. I love profanity because I really think profanity is… — Godfrey Copy Share Image
Be happy with your stereotype. Asians - that's the stereotype I want. Being the smartest person in the world? You're the smartest,… — Godfrey Copy Share Image
I wish people would understand that comedy is an art form, and that the same thing that makes a Picasso painting is… — Godfrey Ability Copy Share Image
