What all my favorite comedians have in common is…

My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens.

— Joseph Bologna

The Audrey you saw in her films and in her advocacy for children is who and what she really was and what, I think,…

— Robert Wolders

For many comedians, two common anxiety triggers include performing in front of family members and doing brand new material.

— Josh Gondelman

Bits are fake conversations comedians have because they are uncomfortable being vulnerable with other human beings in any way.

— Chris Gethard

There's many hundreds of millions of people who have jobs harder than comedians. And I also remind myself of that everyday. No matter how…

— Chris Gethard

Many comedians - both male and female - do have an "I will never date another comedian" rule.

— Chris Gethard

Oftentimes, the funniest comedians are people who've gone through personal torment.

— Cole Sprouse

I'd say Jon Stewart has remained funny the entire time. Jon always makes it funny first. And he's just, he's talking about serious things,…

— Norm MacDonald

A lot of female comedians will go up there in a sweatshirt and Converses, trying to dress themselves down, because it is sort of…

— Carly Craig

At comedy festivals, we always get grouped with other musical comedians, so you can get to know them and see what everyone is doing.…

— Kate Micucci

There's a fallacy with stand up comedy, which is, people come up to comedians, and they go, 'You say what I think but I'm…

— Jim Jefferies

My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary…

— Pauly Shore

At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put…

— Bo Burnham

I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you…

— Colin Quinn

“Comedians and artists are some of the loneliest, self-destructive people on the planet. If you enjoy what they produce, take the time to appreciate…

— Roz Inga