'What if?' is just about the worst question I can ask myself, and I want to avoid it at all costs for… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I didn't like who I was. I spent a lot of my life regretting who I was, which is a sad thing… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I'm very happy with my decision to go sober. It's helped my life. It's helped my mental stability. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I think you can make good things happen if you look for them. Life is a very positive thing. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
Part of North Jersey life is that everyone is obsessed with being tough all the time. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
In 2002, I was taking an improv class because, as a white male with glasses who was born between 1978 and 1994,… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
In 2010, I was the star of a sitcom. It came and went pretty fast. But in the months from when I… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
Outside of performing, (a comedian) is someone who is analyzing life, thinking about it and trying to be observing so much. In… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I grew up a loser, and I always felt like one, but I turned out pretty okay. I may be living proof… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
Life gave me a weird path to walk and it wasn't a very traditional path and that's good, I enjoyed it greatly.… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
Being comedian outside of performing, you're someone who's analyzing life, and thinking about it, and observing so much. In my opinion, it… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
The street I lived on for the first handful of years of my life was lined with modest, lower-middle-class houses with small… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I think, in my own life, I'm pretty political. I think I have some very strong ideals, and I struggle a lot… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I've taught people in improv classes, then watched them move to Los Angeles to become Emmy winners and movie stars. That experience,… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
People ask, why hasn't that person busted out? Almost always, at the end of it, consciously or subconsciously, it hasn't happened because… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I have the words "Lose Well" on my shoulder. It's kind of a catchphrase that sprung up from my TV show at… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I think people kind of come up and go, "Why hasn't that person busted out?" Almost always at the end of career,… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
Talking about the fact that I get depressed or that I've had some suicidal issues in my life is not easy. I… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
My medications make me easier to deal with. They don't interfere with my creativity or turn me into a zombie or dull my real… — Chris Gethard Copy Share
I didn't like who I was. I spent a lot of my life regretting who I was, which is a sad thing to say. — Chris Gethard Copy Share
We don't judge people for dying in car crashes. But we do judge people when they die of suicide. — Chris Gethard Copy Share
If you are dating someone in New York City, and they invite you over to watch a movie, they don't really want to watch… — Chris Gethard Copy Share
I think, in my own life, I'm pretty political. I think I have some very strong ideals, and I struggle a lot with it.… — Chris Gethard Copy Share
The street I lived on for the first handful of years of my life was lined with modest, lower-middle-class houses with small front yards… — Chris Gethard Copy Share
I am a stereotypical northeasterner. I'm always in a rush. I've attracted stares from out-of-towners when I've shoved past someone blocking the subway door. — Chris Gethard Copy Share
There are many hundreds of millions of people who have jobs harder than (mine), and I also remind myself of that every day. No… — Chris Gethard Copy Share
If I could have enough money that I know I could buy a house someday, and if I want to have kids, I could… — Chris Gethard Copy Share
Northern New Jersey looks like a cluster of idyllic suburbs, but each of those seemingly normal towns has a dark side that's constantly gossiped… — Chris Gethard Copy Share
Many comedians - both male and female - do have an "I will never date another comedian" rule. — Chris Gethard Copy Share
West Orange, where I grew up, is the hometown of Ian Ziering from 'Beverly Hills, 90210,' Scott Wolf from 'Party of Five,' David Cassidy… — Chris Gethard Copy Share
Cops in New York City don't have the best reputation. It's a fast-paced city, and they deal with a lot, and many people have… — Chris Gethard Copy Share
