I left home to become a singer and didn't realise when I turned comedian. — Kapil Sharma Copy Share Image
All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world. — Ron White Copy Share Image
A stand-up comedian will never be the life of a party. Instead, he will be the guy who is standing at a… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
The role of the comedian is to say 'Wait a minute' when a consensus starts to form. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I have what we call a 'symphony act.' I'm the only comedian, I think, in the country that does it. — Robert Klein Copy Share Image
Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny. — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
I don't think comedians take advantage of the fact that television and film are visual mediums. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
I'd love to be a comedian. I've done a lot, but always in the confines of plays. — Michael Gambon Copy Share Image
I am not so secretly a comedian. I write a lot of my own material if you've seen videos I've done. I… — Laura Benanti Copy Share Image
I'm a dirty, filthy animal and I'm a dirty comedian, but I got a lot of charisma and charm. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
For a long time I thought I knew for sure who I was. I grew up in New Orleans and became a… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I have late onset ADHD. I take on too much and end up spinning plates, but its entertaining, and it helps you… — Rory Bremner Copy Share Image
Sometimes people say I'm a political comedian, which, actually I'm not. I'm a comedian who sometimes discusses politics, culture - again, the… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
The world has wanted me to speak differently than I speak. You know, I speak like my mom; I speak like, you… — Jordan Peele Copy Share Image
I've always been the king of silence. I've always been a minimalist comedian. I've taken my influence from Jack Benny, who was… — Albert Brooks Copy Share Image
I have never bought into this view that some people have that the job of the comedian is to espouse opinions and… — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
I think Eddie Murphy is the greatest comedian. I do think that Richard Pryor is the Godfather, but Eddie Murphy, in my… — Lil Rel Howery Copy Share Image
I don't think anyone's particularly conscious of thinking suits are the thing, but when you see a comedian on stage in jeans… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
Comedy today is definitely skewed to the filthy side, but it's not as hard today as I am more mature as a… — Henry Cho Copy Share Image
There are a lot of sources of information out there, so why don't you curate for yourself a list, like a real… — Biz Stone Copy Share Image
Wrangel pretended to combat the Bolsheviks, Bolshevism is Jewry. In order to retain the favor of the Jews holding the real power… — Boris Brasol Copy Share Image
I admit I do have some drawbacks and limitations as a candidate. Although I am a professional comedian, some of my critics… — Pat Paulsen Copy Share Image
My preference is live performance. Because you get the feedback. There's an energy. It's live theater. That's why I think actors like… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
People have all these preconceived notions about magicians, like that they're lonely and bitter or they're socially awkward people. I don't know… — Justin Willman Copy Share Image
There's two types of hecklers. If someone says something really funny it's normally them heckling as part of the show. They're trying… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I always wanted to give people the more exciting version of what I think a comedian should be - because I didn't… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
Stand-up is therapy. I'm sure every comedian has something wrong with them. — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
