Life is the comedian and we're the joke.

I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.

— Adam Sandler

I consider it, the life of being a comedian - they have a right to boo me.

— Nish Kumar

When you live the life of a comedian, it's such a state of arrested development. I can't deal with anything very maturely. I'm still…

— Nick Swardson

Life is a comedian, never take it too seriously. Live, Love, Laugh

— Collins Hasty

I do a joke in my stand-up where I say I'm a Christian, but I'm not a Christian comedian. I think that's definitely how…

— Anjelah Johnson

A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.

— Bob Saget

A lot of times I go to a comedy show, I sit there and wait for the comedian to run out of ideas and…

— Eugene Lee Yang

Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it.

— Milton Berle

I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo.

— Gabriel Iglesias

No matter what town we went to, if there was a comedian playing, I'd go watch.

— Michael Waltrip

For me, comedians are like the epitome for everything great, and they terrify me. I just want to be them. I want to be…

— Tatiana Maslany

If someone doesn't like a comedian that's fine; a lot of people probably don't like my standup, and that's fine. But I think that…

— Jim Norton

The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more.

— Greg Davies

At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put…

— Bo Burnham

I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you…

— Colin Quinn