I toured as a nightclub comedian and did some television in New York. — Jackie Coogan Copy Share Image
Catch Fire, Do Something, Get Excited by Finding Your Purpose In Life. — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
If you want to be a stand-up comedian or an artist, you move to New York. — T. J. Miller Copy Share Image
As a comedian and satirist you have to be neutral, because everyone's fair game. Once you show bias, you lose that. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
I'm an entertainer, not a commentator. If you're a comedian your job is to make people laugh. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em. — Flip Wilson Copy Share Image
Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke. — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
Lots of people say if you dredge too much stuff up, you'll go crazy - "You'll go insane!" But for a comedian,… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Comedians usually are rooting for the underdog. I mean to take a shot at an underdog I think is really stupid and… — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
Growing up as a comedian, the first thing you dream of is having your own album, but even more than that, I… — Christian Finnegan Copy Share Image
As a standup comedian, you have to develop a sense of fearlessness. It's really important for your livelihood and your well-being. And… — John DiMaggio Copy Share Image
As a comedian, I am obligated to tell you the truth, my truth. To share with you my beliefs, my perspective. And… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Jewish comedians do the best Jewish jokes, and anyone else doing that, they don't have a right to, because they're not coming… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
I was immediately into all the great movie comedians - Woody Allen, Mel Brooks, Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder. Everything those guys had… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
People are constantly saying, 'How's it feel to have such an impact?' I just want to be funny. I'm a comedian, not… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
In L.A., there could be a million delusional comedians or actors and they all blend in together and no one is ever… — Amy Miller Copy Share Image
Every comedian works differently. Some comedians might do just observational stuff and they don't do anything personal, and other people.. everything they… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
I had a lot of bad jobs but the one big internship I had is I interned for 'SNL' when I was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Comedians are - at the end of the day, we're just a bunch of people that lack a little bit of -… — Russell Peters Copy Share Image
The most difficult thing has definitely been movies. From a comedian's standpoint, you think being real big is the best thing, but… — Bill Bellamy Copy Share Image
“I think in my old age I've come to realize just how precious everything is and I try to value the many… — Phil Hartman Copy Share Image
I think that laughter is very close to terror and horror. Maybe that's just me, but that sort of all - over… — Jennifer Lynch Copy Share Image
Some rules are good. For example, off the top of my head, let's say a stand-up comedian or a talk show host… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
“Stewart, with the help of his incredibly astute staff, was combining reporting with commentary, pointing a finger at stupidity and hollowness, and… — Chris Smith Copy Share Image
If i wouldn't have done comedy, I would have been a teacher. I was really good when I took an exploratory teaching… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny. — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card. — Michael R. Burch Copy Share Image
There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously. — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
