If you want to be a stand-up comedian or an artist, you move to New York. — T. J. Miller Copy Share Image
I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny. — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card. — Michael R. Burch Copy Share Image
I don't do too many jokes about current affairs, because almost every comedian always does that. — Bruce Bruce Copy Share Image
One night I attended a Laughing Liberally comedy show. There was one funny comedian there - Lee Camp. — Matt Labash Copy Share Image
If Jay spent as much time studying as he does trying to be a comedian, he'd be a big star. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“She seemed to feed on their laughter, and they on her humor, like the lily of the pond—sustained by the very water… — Molly Collier Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian because I want people to like me. That's really why all comedians are comedians. — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
I played few hero roles in the initial days of my career, but audiences loved me for my comic timing and, therefore,… — Ali Copy Share Image
When you left my presence, you left expedient. You ain't no fuckin killer, youse a comedian, beyotch. — DJ Quik Copy Share Image
I am a product... I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
Although I had good hand-eye coordination, I was so tall and skinny and muscularly weak that I just was not well coordinated.… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
Yes, there have been women in comedy. Moms Mabley was one of the earliest. She was an African American comedian; she often… — Rebecca Traister Copy Share Image
For generations comedians have made jokes about Scots-Irish in the South inter-breeding. "I am my own grandpa" and all that stuff; you… — Ishmael Reed Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian, and I definitely see the humor in a lot of things. I am also sad a lot. I cry… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that. I've been a producer… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
I love comedy. I don't approach it any different. I'm not a comedian. I'm not a stand-up. I just do it like… — Uma Thurman Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian. I can play off of people, but I'm not that guy. I don't want people being like, 'Yeah,… — Channing Tatum Copy Share Image
Before doing my first open mic, I was sitting in the back watching all these comedians banter back and forth and fire… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
“I think in my old age I've come to realize just how precious everything is and I try to value the many… — Phil Hartman Copy Share Image
If i wouldn't have done comedy, I would have been a teacher. I was really good when I took an exploratory teaching… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Some rules are good. For example, off the top of my head, let's say a stand-up comedian or a talk show host… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
“Stewart, with the help of his incredibly astute staff, was combining reporting with commentary, pointing a finger at stupidity and hollowness, and… — Chris Smith Copy Share Image
I think a comedian has a more specific job. Whereas a musician can fall into different categories, you know, of making background… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
I am pleased to say that I am not a tortured comedian - I laugh a lot. My twenties weren't particularly happy,… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I'm glad that that era of stand-up is over, because I think it adversely affected a lot of people who could have… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
The biggest piece of advice that I give young comedians is: If it's your goal to get where I'm at, go do… — Ron White Copy Share Image
