Every single comedian in Canada is now living in the United States. — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
Everyone goes "every comedian does Arnold Schwarzenegger". Yes, they do; but do they do Arnold Schwarzenegger in Brokeback Mountain? — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
It's a letdown if the comedian doesn't finally actually really sit on his hat. — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug. — Godfrey Copy Share Image
Comedians dissect jokes all the time. Comedians are beautiful structuralists. But ultimately it's an athletic endeavor. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I better start doing stand up comedy in Spanish before every comedian in Mexico translates my jokes. — Felipe Esparza Copy Share Image
I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
There's a very fine line between political comedian and activist, and I don't really think I fall over into the activist category. — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be a stand-up comedian, even as a kid. Me and my dad would watch 'Evening at the Improv'… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a tragedienne. I only wanted sad parts. When mother read the press notices when I was on the… — Dorothy Gish Copy Share Image
Molly Shannon and I used to always talk about that we really felt strongly that we were comedic actors, that we weren't… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
Growing up, I didn't really watch a lot of standup. I didn't know you could be a low-energy comedian. It was something… — Dan Mintz Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian. I can't get a spray tan. I can't get a weave. I can't get my teeth done. Can you… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
Some of the most fun I've ever had has been filming 'Bert the Conqueror.' As a stand-up comedian, I love putting this… — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off.… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
You are always a comedian by default. You are this way because you've been forced to be this way, but it is… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Comedians don't have a monopoly on suffering. But creative people are sometimes fortunate enough to be able to incorporate their most traumatic… — Matt Lucas Copy Share Image
I had a lot of bad jobs but the one big internship I had is I interned for 'SNL' when I was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Comedians are - at the end of the day, we're just a bunch of people that lack a little bit of -… — Russell Peters Copy Share Image
An aspiring comedian must be determined to get to his or her true feelings on a subject and convey that to the… — Franklyn Ajaye Copy Share Image
“Don’t try to make a joke just to make a joke. Sometimes, as human beings, we so want to fit in and… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
I think comedians should focus on what makes them happy, what art form fulfills them the most. Don't be calculated about it… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
There's so many variables in comedy. Comedy is not this thing that's a performance like a play. It's really an interaction with… — B. J. Porter Copy Share Image
Comedians are therapists. People honestly think we're doing it for ourselves. No. If we wanted to do stand-up for ourselves, we would… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
One of the first TV shows that I did was this prank show. And we did a prank where we took a… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
No comedian grows up thinking, 'I hope one day to have a show on CNN.' — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
