Even as a little child, I've always had that comedian kind of attitude. — Etta James Copy Share Image
I consider myself a bit of a comedian. I write a lot of humorous songs. — Brad Paisley Copy Share Image
Even when I lecture per se, I am a joke comedian, I can do the voices. — Dave Pelzer Copy Share Image
There is nothing quite as loud as the silence of an audience when a comedian is on stage. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
In a more intellectually rigorous age, I wouldn't be talked about as a satirist at all. I would just be a topical… — Rory Bremner Copy Share Image
I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a comedian, and this is what I'm doing. If I can keep this going, I'm happy. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
What keeps me going is that this I all there is. I am a comedian, and this is what I do. It's… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
A comedian who starts talking to himself becomes his own audience. This is fatal. — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
“I'm lucky I'm a comedian, 'cause otherwise my life would just be a series of undocumented low points.” — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
Comedians have varying levels of training. It can range from classically trained actors (like Robin Williams) to people who took comedy classes… — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
I was born with the confidence of an 89-year-old man. So it's strange when people ask, 'What's it like being a female… — Katherine Ryan Copy Share Image
I don't know why you'd go to a comedian and say, "You know what? You have a large menu of items, but… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I think that we're in a really amazing time, where there are really a lot of really fantastic female actresses and comedians.… — Whitney Cummings Copy Share Image
When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching this and in 15 years, he's… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Being a comedian is harder if you can't drive. You can't take last-minute gigs as easily, because the on-the-day train ticket is… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian, I'm not a stand-up and I don't come from a comedy background. I am an actor, but I've… — Darren Boyd Copy Share Image
I'm all about showing people that I'm a little messed up, I have a lot of the same problems you have. By… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
When I began doing theatre in high school I saw that I could get laughs from people but I didn't really connect… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
The personal boundaries, I think for comedians they're a little bit different anyway, but I think people - feel free to do… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
A friend of mine is trying to do a documentary where he brings Jewish and Arab comedians to occupied territories in Israel.… — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
I don't think a comedian should even be concerned with being cool or sexy, as soon as you do, you aren't a… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
As a performer, you get your 'thing.' You're the deadpan comedian, or the mad one, or the sexy one, and then you… — Lenny Henry Copy Share Image
When I'm traveling a lot the flight attendants will ask what I do and if I say I'm a magician then I… — Justin Willman Copy Share Image
Phunny Business is a breezy, vivid, funny, star-studded and delightful valentine to comedy, entrepreneurship and the All-American impulse to make something out… — Nathan Rabin Copy Share Image
I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world - you know, a kid sister of the “real… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
I believe it is important for comedians to know who came before them. — Shelley Berman Copy Share Image
