That awkward moment when you watch an animated movie from your childhood, and finally understand all the dirty jokes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're chatting with someone and see '….. is typing' and then they end up writing nothing. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
THE AWKWARD MOMENT When you realize you're giving your pen a blowjob... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when somebody has to explain the tweet they just posted. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Nothing says 'almost caught masturbating' like having your mom walking in on you looking at the Google homepage. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you break your friends towel rack trying to wipe shit off of your finger. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
