SMS / Text Messages

Husband to a newly wed wife

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Rishta koi bhi ho use aisay nibhao

Koshish karo k koi tum se na roothay,
Zindagi main apno ka sath na chootay,

Rishta koi bhi ho use aisay nibhao,
K us rishtay ki dor zindagi bhar na totay.

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

Miley aaj tumhein woh khushiyan k

Har ek sajda maqbool-e-khuda ho jaye,
Teri DUAON k sang rab ki raza ho jaye,

Miley aaj tumhein woh khushiyan k,
Hazaron sal tak ghum tujh se khafa ho jaye

Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do

Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do,
1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,

Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do,
Ghar say naha k niklo, poray muhallay ko hairaan kar do

More Brilliant Than Einstein And Newton

Attitude Of Youth :)

"We Are More Brilliant Than Einstein And Newton..
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It's Just They Didn't Leave Anything For Us To Invent":p

Jitna bhi kisi ko apna bana lo

Pyar kisi se jo karoge ruswai hi milegi,
Wafa kar lo chahe jitni,behwafai hi milegi

Jitna bhi kisi ko apna bana lo,
Jab aankh khulegi tanhai hi milegi

Modern definition of will power

Question: What Is Will-Power?
Ans: It's When You See 10 Notification,
20 msg
& 30 Friend Reqeust on facebook,
And Still You Click
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LOGOUT

Prove you were not overspeeding

Judge: How can you prove
you were not speeding your car?

Man: Sir, I was on the way to
bring back my wife from her mother's home!

Judge: that's all, case dismissed :p

Sans bhi to teri yaad k baad aati hai

Sans lainay se teri yaad aati hai,
Yaad aanay se meri jaan jati hai,

Kaise kehdoon k sirf sans se zindagi he,
Sans bhi to teri yaad k baad aati hai,