If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
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Na Munna Na
it's called High Blood Pressure:p.
Funny SMS / Text messages & jokes (Latest / New in English,Hindi & Urdu)
Funny SMS / Text Messages
We were using duplicate key
Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.
Doctor: When ?
Man:Three Months Ago
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Man: We were using duplicate key
Santa in court
SANTA went to court
JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"
SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"
JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"
SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!
'The POLITE Way to PEE!
''The POLITE Way to PEE!"
Teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question:
Michael if u were on a date having diñner with a nice young lady, how wud u tell her that u hav to go to the bathroom?
Michael, "Just a min i hav to go pee".
Teacher: That would be rude & impolite. How about u SAM. Sam said "i realy need 2 go 2 toilet, i m sory". Teacher, "thats beter but stil not nice to say word toilet. Oh u little Jonny can u use ur brain?
JONNY said,
"Darling,may i plz b excused for a moment?I've 2 shake hands with a very dear frnd of mine, whom i hope 2 introduce 2 u after diner" :-p
Headlights and wipers
After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.
Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D
Ghori kinnay charhaya
Who let you get on the horse
You witch's child?
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Can't understand?
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Tenu ghori kinnay charhaya bhootni k...:p:d
Y elephants r large, gray & wrinkly?
Why Are Elephants
Large, Gray And
Wrinkly... ?
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Because
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If They Were
Small Round & White
They Would Be
''Aspirins" ;->
Himesh to magnify picture
What will Himesh say to magnify a picture..?
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Zara Zoom Zoom... ;->
Attitude of girls
Attitude of girls:
When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
"i dont like that kind of sms ok?" :p ;->
Feel d difference of boy / girl
If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him "Loffer"
But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it "Offer".
Feel the difference;)
Purity of honey
Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn't lick it, it is pure honey
Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.
Man standing on the scale
Man standing on the scale,
holding his stomach in.
Wife:I do not think that is going to help.
Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?