SMS kerne pe jo marte hain,
Call kerne se jo darte hain,
BADLUCK to dekho..!!
aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain,
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Hindi Funny SMS / Text Messages
Mere love letters wapis karo
(11 votes, average: 3.55 out of 5)
Loading...Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
isliye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!
Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay,
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo! :D
Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay hain
(13 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5)Loading...Ghum me bhi maza aata he,
Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda ata hai,
Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay hain,
ek aap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah her 4 sal bad ata hai
Saas and bahu arguements
(14 votes, average: 3.07 out of 5)Loading...Saas:khude ne tujhe 2 ankhain di hain
tu chawal se pathar nahi nikal sakti?
Bahu:Khuda ne aapko 32 dant diye hain,
2-4 pathar nahin chaba saktien?
JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik?
(10 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik?
Malik:-Pakistan se load shedding,
mahangay kam kar do or petrol sasta.
JIN:- Aaqa hukum do, tafriyan mat karo:p
Wife ko mahengi jaga jana hay:p
(10 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...Wife:"
Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji"
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Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao..."
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:D
News reporter & pathan
(11 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)
Mut poch sms ki inteha kahan tak he
(11 votes, average: 3.55 out of 5)Loading...Mut poch sms ki inteha kahan tak he,
Tu kanjusi ker le teri taqat jahan tak he,
SMS ki umeed hamain nahin aap se,
Hamain to dekhna hai aap kanjus kahan tak hain.
Just chill