Misleading SMS / Text Messages

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,

Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai:D

U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (478 votes, average: 3.95 out of 5)
*Loading...

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Millions Of People Write Love Letters.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (45 votes, average: 4.09 out of 5)
*Loading...

Millions of people write love letters.
But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me,
Just imagine how lucky i m!
Great words said by
.
.
.
** dust bin **

Plz call me, its urgent

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (746 votes, average: 3.72 out of 5)
*Loading...

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega

Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (43 votes, average: 3.35 out of 5)
*Loading...

Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju,
Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,

Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath,
Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D

We will buy new wedding wring

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (170 votes, average: 4.05 out of 5)
*Loading...

Girlfriend:Its 2 tight
Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I cant,

Girlfriend:Its painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
Well buy new WEDDING RING!

What is 6" inch long

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (648 votes, average: 3.66 out of 5)
*Loading...

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6" long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

When things go wrong, i want 2 b there

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (35 votes, average: 3.97 out of 5)
*Loading...

When things go wrong,
when sadness fills your heart &
when tears flow 4rm your eyes,
just let me know.
.
.
cause I want 2b there 4 U!
I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!