Jokes Quote by ZhatsPrincess

It takes a fast car lady to lead a double life.

— The Cars

We find we breathe again, and hear the surgeon hum. Outside, in the street, a car starts up. The heart regularly Thunders.

— James Kirkup

At 140, 150, that's when the car starts floating. At 160, that's when you start seeing dead relatives. At 180, it's, like, terrifying and exciting.

— Adam Ferrara

The town I grew up in, there were no musicians to play with; it was just me. The town I grew up in, there…

— Tom Walker

The descendants of those who crucified Christ... have taken ownership of the riches of the world, a minority has taken ownership of the gold…

— Hugo Chavez

*petrol tank full* one of the best feelings ever

— Tamika-leeigh

When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari. If you drive a Ferrari, you put premium petrol in the tank, you hit the…

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Regulation of petrol companies and the major retailers must demonstrate commitment to the motorist and the U.K.'s hard-pressed transport industries.

— Lindsay Hoyle

I can live without you but that life would be like a car without petrol

— Akashdeep Singh Kailay

I was recently looking at what they can actually do to reduce consumption of petrol. It would be quite possible to build automobiles out…

— Susan George

In a war you have to take up arms and people will get killed, and I can support that kind of action by petrol…

— Tim Daly

I drove to Oxford with my van full of petrol and tin cans, as I didn't know there were service stations on the motorway.…

— Jeanette Winterson

Water and petrol both come from the earth, and though they seem to be alike and even the same, they are in nature and…

— Sadhu Sundar Singh

Petrol price is a deregulated commodity, price of which is decided by our oil marketing companies based on input cost and other parameters.

— Veerappa Moily

What a country calls its vital economic interests are not the things which enable its citizens to live, but the things which enable it…

— Simone Weil