Jokes Quote by Wyatt Cenac Download Open image “I make jokes. That's what I do.” — Wyatt Cenac ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jokes Make
Sometimes I use my jokes as building blocks for larger bits. I like to draw and play music, so sometimes I do those things… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I never really write the jokes. I just sit down over a week or two and try to figure out what I want to… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny. — Richard Russo Copy Share Image
After I left the 'Daily Show,' I was kind of sitting out for five years. I know what it's like to not be able… — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
Sometimes I feel I'm being animated, but it comes off differently. Unfortunately, I was cursed with these sleepy eyes. — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
There are plenty of people I've seen and thought that person is funny, or that person is really talented, and they've got something, but… — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
Policing of the disabled and how many deaf people get shot by cops is sort of insane. And it's not talked about. — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
I think hard work is definitely a huge thing, but there is something, if you want to call it luck or whatever - a… — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
I know for myself, every now and again on HBO, they'll show some of the young comedian specials from the '80s and early '90s,… — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
When I worked on 'The Daily Show,' we had some puppets made of myself, John Oliver, and Jon Stewart. When I left the show,… — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
When you put comedy in the room it's supposed to be in, you start learning it's a process. Not everything is a home run.… — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
At 'The Daily Show,' we were satirizing a news program. You put somebody in a suit, you put 'em behind a desk, and they… — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
There are 18,000 police agencies in this country. There's no network requiring them to operate according to the same guidelines. — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was interested in all kinds of things, whether it be Avatar, Mad Men, Troy, 300, Battlestar Gallactica, or the poems of Horace and… — Daniel Mendelsohn Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
