Chess Quote by Woody Allen Download Open image “I failed to make the chess team because of my height.” — Woody Allen ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Chess Funny Height Team
[When asked how someone 6'3" had dared take up golf:] I was too tall to make the chess team in my high school, so… — Carol Mann Copy Share Image
If I had to compete against someone almost two feet taller than me, I wouldn't want to play. — Anne Donovan Copy Share Image
In the early stages, when I realized I was going to be probably the shortest player on the teams I was on, it was… — Crystal Dunn Copy Share Image
People were telling me for years that I wasn't big enough to make it. But like any young kid I wanted to play rugby… — Rob Burrow Copy Share Image
I don't know if people know this but I am pretty good at chess. I was always on the chess team at school when… — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
I did play two years of high school football and was very short and uncoordinated but the second year I was very tall and… — Kyle Chandler Copy Share Image
I was so tall in high school that I was convinced that I was uncoordinated and not athletic. I was terrified to play any… — Geena Davis Copy Share Image
I guess I concentrated exclusively on basketball because of my height. If I was shorter, I don't think I would play. — Anne Donovan Copy Share Image
I was always smaller and slower than everybody else, so I had to figure out other ways to be successful. Some people can survive… — Becky Hammon Copy Share Image
I'm not the tallest or biggest player, so I have to move my body more. — Shinji Kagawa Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think Frank Capra was a much craftier filmmaker, a wonderful filmmaker. He had enormous technique, and he knew how to manipulate the public… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause! — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I enjoy the making of the film and it's something for me to do. If nobody ever comes to my films, if people don't… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I have known many chess players, but among them there has been only one genius - Capablanca! — Emanuel Lasker Copy Share Image
Real chessplayers think about chess more or less 24 hours a day. It is a passion and a fate that one has to live… — Simen Agdestein Copy Share Image
It's interesting that the greatest minds of computer science, the founding fathers, like Alan Turing and Claude Shannon and Norbert Wiener, they all looked… — Garry Kasparov Copy Share Image
“Relationships are chess for women," he said. "They can see the whole board, plan way ahead. They're the queens, after all. We're the kings,… — Laura Lippman Copy Share Image
The election of Trump threw the chess board up. The pieces are all over the place. That's upsetting to a lot of people, but… — Dave Rubin Copy Share Image
Playing for complications is an extreme measure that a player should adopt only when he cannot find a clear and logical plan. — Alexander Alekhine Copy Share Image
“the shadows. “Why do you think they invented chess?” “He’s got you there,” said the captain, following Fletcher. Jake jogged slightly to catch up… — Russell Blake Copy Share Image
[Photographer Julian Wasser] had this great idea that I should play chess naked with Marcel Duchamp and it seem to be such a great… — Eve Babitz Copy Share Image
I am not some sort of freak. I might be very good at chess but I'm just a normal person. — Magnus Carlsen Copy Share Image
My parents were very supportive of my chess. When I got home after a game of chess, having missed school or something, they always… — Viswanathan Anand Copy Share Image