Congress Quote by Will Rogers

Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record

— Tom Masson

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

— Will Rogers

Think of what would happen to us... if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.

— Thomas Lansing Masson

All I know is just what I read in the Congressional Record. They have had some awful funny articles in there lately. As our…

— Will Rogers

I've seen Congress do some remarkable things within a short period of time.

— Anthony Foxx

A lot about Congress is about forming good working relationships with people, and humor can really help you do that.

— Linda Sanchez

I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart, and what I contributed…

— Wendy Liebman

Well, I spent 23 years in politics, and bits of that were fun.

— Ann Widdecombe

This is not an easy time for humorists because the government is far funnier than we are.

— Art Buchwald

Being funny is very complex.

— Genndy Tartakovsky

In fact one frequently seemed to gather all sorts of similar information about subjects one had less than profound interest in.

— David Markson

Maybe I'm like acts of Congress or your favorite Chinese restaurant - you don't really want to know what's going on behind the door.…

— David Lee Roth