Breakfast Quote by W. C. Fields Download Open image “I never eat before breakfast.” — W. C. Fields ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Breakfast
I wasn't normally a breakfast person. Now I eat breakfast the second I get up and I'm definitely hungry all throughout the day. — Kourtney Kardashian Copy Share Image
Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
I don't eat breakfast. I know it's the most important meal of the day but my body doesn't respond to it well. — Mark Indelicato Copy Share Image
Years ago, I used to skip breakfast altogether, wrongly thinking that if I didn't eat it, I might lose weight or something. — Marisol Nichols Copy Share Image
I don't really eat breakfast that often. I'm a bacon guy. I like breakfast food, but I don't really eat food until after noon,… — RJ Mitte Copy Share Image
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a beautiful cake… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Get out from that kitchen and rattle those pots and pans. Well, roll my breakfast cause I'm a hungry man. — Big Joe Turner Copy Share Image
Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You… — George Burns Copy Share Image
Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don't eat bagels and M&M's in the morning. They want things like toast.… — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
My mom cares that I tweeted a picture of my breakfast. She's knows I'm eating and I'm safe. — Jack Dorsey Copy Share Image
I'll take the kids to school after breakfast. I love doing that - love being a dad. — Darius Rucker Copy Share Image
To become a celebrity is to become a brand name. There is Ivory Soap, Rice Krispies, and Philip Roth. Ivory is the soap that… — Philip Roth Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be a movie star. I thought it meant being famous and having breakfast in bed. I didn't know you had… — June Allyson Copy Share Image
I am first one in the gym, I do cardio before I have breakfast, and I am training hard every day. — Jinder Mahal Copy Share Image
When I saw 'Breakfast at Tiffany's,' and Audrey Hepburn was standing in front of Tiffany's in this Givenchy dress, or when I saw 'All… — Lynn Whitfield Copy Share Image
Girl, he wants to dip you in Frosted Flakes and have you for breakfast. That's his favorite cereal, by the way." I...had no words… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“ Breakfast was ready. He could hear his father asking for coffee. Why did his father have to yell all the time? Couldn't he talk… — John Fante Copy Share Image
Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal. — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
