Bible Quote by W. C. Fields Download Open image “I'm looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.).” — W. C. Fields ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bible Caught Comedy Loopholes Reading Reading the bible Said
I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I've taken up the Bible again, somewhat in the spirit of W.C. Fields - looking for loopholes. — David Niven Copy Share Image
W. C. Fields, a lifetime agnostic, was discovered reading a Bible on his deathbed. ''I'm looking for a loop-hole,'' he explained. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Every Christian church has tried to impose a code of morals of some kind for which it has claimed divine sanction. As these codes… — John B. S. Haldane Copy Share Image
Dust off that Bible. It has the answers you are looking for, and its delights await you. — Elizabeth George Copy Share Image
[Recent evidence regarding quantum mechanics is] sufficient to rule out all theological options but one - the Bible's. — Hugh Ross Copy Share Image
You can latch onto theological ideas that are, in fact, not accurate, and refuse to let them go. I think we've seen this a… — Frederica Mathewes-Green Copy Share Image
The Bible is such a gargantuan collection of conflicting values that anyone can prove anything from it. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Our walk by faith, if it is true biblical faith, will get us in trouble. — Aiden Wilson Tozer Copy Share Image
“You don't go around questioning the Bible, not if you want to go to Heaven one of these days. Besides, once you start picking… — Jenny Wingfield Copy Share Image
It is a mistake to look to the Bible to close a discussion; the Bible seeks to open one. — William Sloane Coffin Copy Share Image
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a beautiful cake… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I think a new world will arise out of the religious mists when we approach our Bible with the idea that it is not… — Aiden Wilson Tozer Copy Share Image
From Augustine down, theologians have tried to compel people to accept their special interpretation of the Scripture, and the tortures of the inquisition, the… — Matilda Joslyn Gage Copy Share Image
“God hates Hell. He hates the idea of people going there. He hates it so much that He was willing to take on human… — Evan Minton Copy Share Image
“The Devil can cite Scripture for his purpose, Sergeant,’ Anthony Payne replied. ‘That is from The Merchant of Venice, but it holds great truth.” — Michael Arnold Copy Share Image
When you put your hand on the Bible, you are saying something much stronger than just telling your peers that you're going to tell… — Lee Greenwood Copy Share Image
“Scripture also teaches that human beings are morally responsible creatures” — Robert A. Peterson Copy Share Image
“The wife of a junior officer cooped up in a horrible canvas partition in steerage for five months wrote: "I had enjoyed much peace… — Stephen Taylor Copy Share Image
O Word of God incarnate . . . It is the golden casket Where gems of truth are stored; It is the heaven-drawn picture… — Walsham How Copy Share Image
Every plant which my heavenly father has not planted with be uprooted — Jesus Christ Copy Share Image
Where I come from you're not raised to think on your own. It's not that you're pushed to read the Bible. The Bible is… — Abel Ferrara Copy Share Image
“I felt like praying or something, when I was in bed, but I couldn't do it. I can't always pray when I feel like… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
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