Birth Quote by Les Dawson

When I was born my father spent three weeks trying to find a loophole in my birth certificate.

— Jackie Vernon

I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.

— Steven Wright

My mother desperately wanted children. She had a child that was stillborn - something I learned when I was looking through her 'effects' after…

— Stanley Hauerwas

Nowhere on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair

— Anonymous

I think my mom threatened to put me up for adoption a few times.

— Ivanka Trump

No where in your birth certificate did it say life would be fair .

— Anonymous

Nowhear on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair. .

— Sreenadh

My biological mother later found out that my mother had never graduated from college and that my father had never graduated from high school.…

— Steve Jobs

My mother told me that my birth mother got pregnant by a married man who didn't want to leave his wife.

— Ellen Ullman

I got my passport aplications sent back. Apparantly then question place of birth? Between my mother's legs isn't acceptable.

— Anonymous

I mean, if someone asked for my birth certificate, I'd get my baby book and hand it out and say 'Here it is.'

— Vicky Hartzler

Early in my career I began receiving letters from a woman in the Midwest who claimed to be my mother.

— Charley Pride