Quote by W. C. Fields Download Open image ““I always keep some whiskey handy in case I see a snake...which I also keep handy.”” — W. C. Fields ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Nothing wrong with believing good things will happen. And if it doesn't, there's always whiskey.” — P.T. Patrick Copy Share Image
“Randy stared into the glass he held in his hand, gazing into its cobra eyes. A double shot of thirty-year-old single malt whisky. You… — Ted Magnuson Copy Share Image
“The face of a man who had sipped life's vinegar and found it, by and large, to be mostly whiskey, and good whiskey at… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“And though he knew it was only the whiskey talking, he also knew that the whiskey talked daily.” — Nick Flynn Copy Share Image
“he poured himself a glass of whiskey. And another. And another. Not enough to get stinking drunk, just enough to make him overly contemplative.” — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“Don't you have something plain and wholesome, like scotch or bourbon?” — Charlotte MacLeod Copy Share Image
“I shot it back and closed my eyes, considering a trip to the liquor store. But there wasn’t enough whiskey in the universe to… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“Old but contented, the face of a man who had sipped life’s vinegar and found it, by and large, to be mostly whiskey, and… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“First things first, though, I thought, and headed straight for the liquor cabinet. Times like this call for straight scotch, no rocks.” — Susan Toy Copy Share Image
“Everything in moderation except whiskey, and sometimes too much whiskey is just enough.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a beautiful cake… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
