Drinking Quote by W. C. Fields Download Open image “Fields' reply: He'd think I was a sissy.” — W. C. Fields ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Drinking Fields Sissy Thinking
“What do you think of human intelligence?" asked Mavis Pellington lamely. "Of whose intelligence in particular?" asked Tobermory coldly. "Oh, well, mine for instance,"… — Saki Copy Share Image
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“He[Crystal's father] had found my height amusing, referring to me as his "little girl" at every opportunity even though I could see the bald… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“He'd been working for my father and following me around for I didn't know how long. He probably knew a lot of things about… — Devon Monk Copy Share Image
“Wow. Getting sassy, aren't you?" "I am, aren't I?" I asked in amazement. "I didn't know I knew how to do that.” — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
“He was so close, his body electric, his expression savage. I moistened my lips. His gaze fixed on them. I think I stopped breathing.… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“There's the sweetest little organ there you ever heard. I play it for them.' 'Indeed?' said Martin. 'It is hardly worth the trouble, I… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“Hey, sweet butt,” he said. That broke the spell. Sweet butt? What the hell kind of guy called a girl he’d never met something… — Joanna Wylde Copy Share Image
“Do ever respond to a question without asking another question? Does it bother you? No. But it does confirm my hypothesis. What hypothesis? He… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a beautiful cake… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
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There is an idea that you can take the spiritual teachings of a religion outside of a religion and practice them; these ideas are… — Seyyed Hossein Nasr Copy Share Image
I wasn’t like, boo hoo, Bin Laden’s dead, but I wasn’t jumping. America’s a very nationalistic country, and in episodes like that of his… — Jeremy Scahill Copy Share Image
I guess that's the point of drinking, to take all the feelings and thoughts and morals away until you are just a body doing… — Anita Shreve Copy Share Image
This is not really currency that circulates. It's like the old joke about expensive vintage wine. Wine prices will go up and once in… — Michael Hudson Copy Share Image
And it´s so different for a lot of people I´ve known. One partner doesn´t love the other enough to stop drinking, or gambling, or… — Alma Katsu Copy Share Image
Drinking champagne after making love is like taking a bath in chilled pearls. — Anistatia R. Miller Copy Share Image
