Bars Quote by Tommy Cooper

Somehow I had to turn the salted peanuts in the cigar box into petits fours.

— Ruta Sepetys

“ 'It's hard to come by peanuts that crack so nice and crisp,' said J.”

— Haruki Murakami

“There is also a CAN OF PEANUTS on the desk. Ha ha, oh DAD. You won't be falling for THAT one again any time…

— Andrew Hussie

Basically, I learned to read by reading 'Peanuts,' just wanting to know what they were saying. I was 4 or 5 or whatever. I…

— Stephan Pastis

Basically, I learned to read by reading 'Peanuts,' just wanting to know what they were saying.

— Stephan Pastis

When the boys at school found out I had a potentially fatal peanut allergy, they used to hold me up against a wall and…

— Milton Jones

I was in Key West, Florida, and I ate some key lime pie and the base of the pie had nuts in it. I'm…

— Jo Frost

Don't eat the bar nuts.

— Jon Taffer

The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.

— Mike Myers

I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.

— Kevin Hart

Those big-shot writers could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar.

— Mickey Spillane

I was out of salt so I threw pepper over my left shoulder for luck and the poor guy behind me almost sneezed himself…

— Stanley Victor Paskavich