Chinese Quote by Tommy Cooper

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red.

— Tim Vine

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what'll it be? The duck doesn't answer because it's a duck.

— Jodi Picoult

“I had a Chinese girlfriend once who asked me how much she meant to me. I knew very little Chinese, so I responded, "Chicken…

— Jarod Kintz

Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck."…

— Rodney Dangerfield

“This duck tells me nothing!”

— Daniel O'Malley

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody. It was a Chinese restaurant. I said to this Chinese waiter,…

— Tommy Cooper

When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird…

— Anonymous

“You ever hear that expression 'If it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck'?”

— Alex Duval

I was considered an ugly duckling.

— Eartha Kitt

“Now, what would you like for dinner? Steak? Chicken? I, for one…I am thinking…Chinese.” Stunned, Jenera stopped and looked between Nylora and Aleta, “Uh…I…

— Beth Mikell

Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me…

— Mitch Hedberg

“Don't take me under your wing and tell me that scent is duck sauce”

— Josh Stern