Humorous Quote by Timothy Pina Download Open image ““Put down that bottle and pickup an Oreo instead...you"ll live longer! #JustSaying”” — Timothy Pina ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous Inspirational
“I just saved your fucking life, Mom. . . . You could at least offer me an Oreo.” — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
“I left a ball of Oreo filling out for months one time. It never got hard. Lot of unnatural things in the world.” — Victoria Schwab Copy Share Image
“To him and most of the other Black people I'd met, I was an Oreo. It” — Ben Burgess Jr Copy Share Image
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“Between my advice and baking soda, we're gonna save the world - or at least make it more polite ” — Miss Lora Copy Share Image
“But replacing hunger for divine connection with Double Stuf Oreos is like giving a glass of sand to a person dying of thirst. It… — Geneen Roth Copy Share Image
“But a whole bottle was what made me feel dead inside. And it worked, all the days stress was gone and I was able… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“I make an H2O alternative with my armpits. I left you a ten-gallon sample in your car, as a going away gift.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Yes, I eat nothing but shit food and coffee. So what? Guys in my line of work, there’s no retirement package. Sooner or later,… — Joey Ruff Copy Share Image
“Is life too short to be taking this shit, or is life too short to be minding it?” — Violet Weingarten Copy Share Image
“When ever possible...take the necessary steps forward towards peace and proclaiming truth. It's always possible.” — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
“Will we ever learn and truly see, when we continue turning a blind eye to those in despair, that are in badly need...we help… — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
“Don't ever tell me that something is unreachable or impossible, now that mankind has left their footprints on the moon.” — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
“Positive thought waves Can Work Wonders...It's Called Mind over matter. Start Projecting The life you Want To Live & Then Go Out and Live… — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
“God asks us to help each other & be a cheerful giver from your heart to others in need but not to be a… — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
“Philanthropy is not about money...its about feeling the pain of others and caring enough about their needs to help.” — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
“No matter who and where you are in life... you absolutely have within you the power to positively change for the better. You always… — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
“The old age old story of Yin & Yang...Every positive side has a negative side too. Which are you?” — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
“What does War, Murder, Genocide, Violence, Abuse, Rape, Domestic Violence, Violence Against Women & Children Have In Common? Everything...they all help destroy precious lives!” — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
“Many use laughter to hide their tears and anger to hide their fear As you walk through life use your smile to show you… — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
“One of the classier features of this home was the padded toilet seat. It was high-mileage puffy brown vinyl-colored foam and made that weird… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
“Holy hell, Trev! What kind of move was that?” Trevor leaned over her with a big smile on his face. “You really thought I… — Cecilia Aubrey & Chris Almeida Copy Share Image
There's little in taking or giving, There's little in water or wine: This living, this living, this living, Was never a project of mine.… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole… — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
Many public-school children seem to know only two dates—1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The Democrats said, "We don't know what's wrong with America, but we can fix it." The Republicans said, "There's nothing wrong with America, and… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Shut up, you fool...Really. I’m running out of things to throw at you.” — K.M. Parr Copy Share Image
“There's something not quite Christian about it," Tony said. He sat back in his chair and looked up to where his Bible sat on… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
“Can you imagine life without the horror genre? There would be no monsters. Only a**holes.” — Michael A. Arnzen Copy Share Image
