Quote by Terry Pratchett

“I’ve got to mark you as mine somehow.  Unfortunately, people aren’t cats; no matter how much I rub my face all over you, it…

— V.L. Dreyer

“Cats seem to go along on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.”

— Joseph Wood Krutch

“There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.”

— Dan Greenberg

“that's what i mean about cats. they're always trying to make fools of us humans.”

— Lilian Jackson Braun

“I walked beside the woman I had killed last week and tried to hold up my end of a conversation about cats. There”

— Richard K. Morgan

“I will go further and say all cats are wicked, though often useful”

— Charles Portis

“If it was going to kill me or carry me off, I thought it would have done so already. But it just sat there,…

— H.M. Ward

“my cat is always looking at me like i am forgetting something crucial and he depends on it”

— Megan Boyle

“The cat is yours; and you know it's far more demonic than we are. I'll not have it sleeping on my head again." "It's…

— Elizabeth Hunter

“I woke up with Mac smothering my face.  I don’t know what it is about cats and the whole “the rest of the bed…

— Kate Danley

“I do like cats. They are so unconsciously amusing. There is such a comic dignity about them, such a "How dare you!" "Go away,…

— Jerome K. Jerome

“If a cat spoke, it would say things like 'Hey, I don’t see the problem here.”

— Roy Blount Jr