Humour Quote by Steven Fry

“It is complete loose stool water. It is arse-gravy of the worst kind. - About "The Da Vinci Code”

— Stephen Fry

It is complete loose stool water. It is arse-gravy of the worst kind.

— Stephen Fry

“Do not start me on The Da Vinci Code ... a novel so bad that it gives bad novels a bad name." (Discussion at…

— Salman Rushdie

“I’ve been a bit constipated lately, you see, and the Virgin Mary calendar hangs in the bathroom. It has passages from the Bible but…

— Hendrik Groen

“Authors. Even the sane one are nuts. - Da Vinci Code”

— Dan Brown

“This then was English fiction, this was English criticism, and farce, after all, was but an ill-played tragedy.”

— Arthur Machen

“Thomas Wolfe ate the world and vomited lava. Dickens dined at a different table every hour of his life. Molière, tasting society, turned to…

— Ray Bradbury

“It flopped into my leg, leaving a vile, dark smear of disgusting on my jeans. Brilliant.”

— Kiersten White

“The ones that landed near the bathroom are Bad Tolkien imitations or transcripts of a D&D adventure; bad Herbert, Heinlein, and Asimov are below…

— Sharyn McCrumb

“I hate the phrase “Shit or get off the pot,” because I rarely cook with feces.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I grab the bag and dart into the bathroom away from the unnerving proximity of naked Christian. Michelangelo’s David has nothing on him.”

— E.L. James

“He’d read a shitload of stupid things, in fact, and most of them were probably just made up by stupid novelists trying to make…

— Dean Koontz