Da vinci code Quote by Stephen Fry

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— Steven Fry

It is complete loose stool water. It is arse-gravy of the worst kind.

— Stephen Fry

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“This then was English fiction, this was English criticism, and farce, after all, was but an ill-played tragedy.”

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“My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.”

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“Was ever book containing such vile matter so fairly bound? O that deceit should dwell in such a gorgeous place!”

— William Shakespeare

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