Christian Quote by E.L. James

“That's another thing that pisses me off about that Michelangelo statue of me in Florence. He's got me standing there uncircumcised! Who the fuck…

— Joseph Heller

“There is a story told about the sculptor Michelangelo. As he was chiseling the statue David out of a huge marble block, a young…

— Jeff Wheeler

“You can readily see the contrast in style between Michelangelo’s statues of David and also of St. Matthew.”

— Hourly History

“Now I know how Michelangelo felt. Only he ended up with the Sistine Chapel and I got a sooty ceiling in a minor mansion…

— Shelley Noble

“He was working that charm right now on the trainer who kneeled before him and touched his thigh as though it were the thigh…

— A.G. Starling

“You love a job, no matter how hard it is, it’s still easy. Not sure, never studied up on the guy, could be wrong,…

— Kristen Ashley

“I touched the small sacred images. I shook my head and bit my lip, as if to say, How awful that he should have…

— Anne Rice

“Let’s start with Michelangelo’s predecessors. What did they want the chapel to say, and what relevance, if any, do these ideas still have today?”

— Benjamin Blech

“I saw the angel in the marble and I chiseled until I set it free. —Michelangelo”

— John G. Miller

“The mountains are where God proves He’s better than Michelangelo at sculpting.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’ve been a bit constipated lately, you see, and the Virgin Mary calendar hangs in the bathroom. It has passages from the Bible but…

— Hendrik Groen

“You've never seen a crucifix with a Jesus who wasn't almost naked. You've never seen a fat Jesus. Or a Jesus with body hair.…

— Chuck Palahniuk