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“If free will exists, why do the tallest candidates with the best hair usually win elections ?”

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The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

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Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue.

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“If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it. It sounds trivial and obvious, but if you unpack the idea it has…

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Ideas are worthless, execution is everything.

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For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson.

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“Failure always brings something valuable with it. I don’t let it leave until I extract that value.”

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The longer you verk here, diverse it gets.

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“On all the important stuff, we are emotional creatures who make decisions first and rationalize them after the fact.”

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“What you rarely see is a stillborn failure that transmogrifies into a stellar success. Small successes can grow into big ones, but failures rarely…

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“Because everything you perceive is a metaphor for something your brain is not equipped to fully understand. God is as real as the clothes…

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“Capitalism is rotten at every level, and yet it adds up to something extraordinarily useful for society over time. The paradox of capitalism is…

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I like candidates who tell me something that is going to make a difference to me.

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Hillary Clinton is the least popular candidate for president ever except for Donald Trump.

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