Comedy Quote by Sandra Hill

“Not surprisingly, the kitchen was the most interesting, but only because I discovered a package of Oreos in the cupboard.”

— Lois Greiman

“He liked her. And he brought her food.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“Just as he still cared more for her than for any other creature, so did he more intensely and frequently hate her.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

“And it’s not all bad. You ended up here, the sweet cream filling between two hard Prillon Oreos.” Rachel nearly choked on her wine.”

— Grace Goodwin

“He huffed in amusement. She had the unique ability to attract danger even when in benign situations. Perhaps he should amend his plan and…

— Maria V. Snyder

“He was like a lion, eager to feed but still stalking his prey. He didn't want to scare her off. But she was helpless…

— Sylvain Reynard

“He had decided long before that he was going to loathe her. It was inconvenient therefore that she was kind.”

— Seth Grahame-Smith

“She didn’t trust people who didn’t like garlic, especially big fried pieces.”

— Maria Semple

“He was quite possibly the most desirable man she had ever had the good fortune to lay her eyes upon and she had to…

— C.P. Mandara

“And food made with love, she thought, tasted better-everybody knew that. It just did.”

— Alexander McCall Smith

“It is important to eat Oreos the right way.”

— Catherine Gilbert Murdock

“He is very skillful. But she understands…that what's delicious is different for everyone.”

— Natsumi Ando