Cake Quote by Roseanne Barr Download Open image “two things do me in: one's chocolate cake, the other's hypocrisy.” — Roseanne Barr ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cake Chocolate Chocolate cake Hypocrisy Two Two things
“tore off the tape holding the top flap down and lifted it up to reveal a giant cake dripping with chocolate icing inside. “OH… — Melissa Giorgio Copy Share Image
I've learnt that if I tell myself I'm not allowed something, I binge on it later. So if I want chocolate, I have chocolate.… — Geri Halliwell Copy Share Image
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*ck off. What good is a goddamn cake you… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
In today's world, when many of yesterday's fashionable habits are today's misdemeanors, we should rejoice that a chocolate dessert can bring so much innocent… — Marcel Desaulniers Copy Share Image
“Chocolateism: Maintain your integrity even in the atmosphere of compromise, for it only takes one step in compromise, to start losing character.” — Jacqueline R Banks Copy Share Image
Life's no piece of cake, mind you, but the recipe's my own to fool with. — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
A true chocolate lover finds ways to accommodate his passion and make it work with his lifestyle. One key, not just to keeping weight… — Julie Davis Copy Share Image
I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Pot enables you to think clearly without any fear or any limits. It's a mind-expander, which is part of why it's illegal and why… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
My dad taught me swears when I was a toddler, and I saw, at a really early age, that if I shocked people, I… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
“I consider myself to be apretty good judge of people...That's why I don't like any of them.” — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Sometimes for me not throwing a tantrum is what running a marathon or swimming the English Channel must be like for others of a… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Finding a calm place inside myself through meditation kind of helped me to get over a lot of mental illness ... it's just been… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Now I am in the place I call this wide wide Heaven because it includes all my simplest desires but also the most humble… — Alice Sebold Copy Share Image
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. — Ludwig Erhard Copy Share Image
You can’t bake a cake without getting the kitchen messy. Halfway through surgery it looks like there’s been a murder in the operating room.… — Price Pritchett Copy Share Image
A lot of people are programmed to think, 'Oh, I want to do this, but I also want this.' It's like they want everything.… — Metro Boomin Copy Share Image
It's strange because pandan cake isn't hard to make but yet it can only be bought in Singapore. — Zhao Wei Copy Share Image
“I bring the leftovers to rehearsal, and Ms. Albright lets us have a cake picnic on the stage. And by cake picnic, I mean… — Becky Albertalli Copy Share Image
Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal. — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
“We went for a walk on College Street and popped into Coco's for a snack. There, I revealed my future, much like the exquisitely… — Amy Rosen Copy Share Image
The three of us just try put our heads down and stay creative. The awards truly are just cake. It's one of those things… — Hillary Scott Copy Share Image
Sam loved to listen to music and make his own songs, to wear soft velvets, to play in the castle kitchen beside the cooks,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
