Fun Quote by Rita Rudner Download Open image “I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I'm lying.” — Rita Rudner ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fun Funny work Knows Lying Sick
I like to call in sick to work at places where Ive never held a job. Then when the manager tells me I dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If you work in a hospital, you cant easily fake call in sick to work. Oh, you're sick? Well why dont you come in… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
When I work, I get really distracted, so I'm bad at taking care of myself then to be quite honest. — Jenna Ortega Copy Share Image
When I'm bored on my day off I like to call in sick to places I don't work for.. Today I'm getting written up… — John Vercetti Copy Share Image
When I'm engaged in a story my health is not a big deal, but when I'm not doing anything, if you sit me down,… — Katherine Boo Copy Share Image
When your sick and you have a job it's like your doing wrong when you call in sick when you can't even go to… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
“I like to call in sick to work at places where I’ve never held a job. Then when the manager tells me I don’t… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I work because I think that I wouldn't feel good about myself unless I was contributing. — Lisa Marie Presley Copy Share Image
You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Most men are secretly still mad at their mothers for throwing away their comic books. They would be valuable now. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Going out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with different… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Envy the kangaroo. That pouch setup is extraordinary; the baby crawls out of the womb when it is about two inches long, gets into… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
... life is broken down into these stages: you're born and you don't know how anything works; gradually you find out how everything works;… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
It's really fun and challenging to build things that have never been built before. — Hilary Mason Copy Share Image
My first ever job after college was as a flight attendant. I wanted to travel and could not afford it, so I decided to… — Jacqueline Winspear Copy Share Image
I think a business guy is different from an artist. They walk different paths. Artists create the best outputs when they're having fun. And… — G-Dragon Copy Share Image
I enjoy upsetting the right people. I love poking fun at earnest censors. I want to push the bounds of what can be said… — Milo Yiannopoulos Copy Share Image
I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Actors don't hate acting. Most people don't hate acting! Whether you're a child mucking around with your friends or a grown up being paid… — Liv Hewson Copy Share Image
I guess I'm attracted to things that are fun. I guess what is fun about this role in 'Suburgatory' is that there's a lot… — Alan Tudyk Copy Share Image
We did an episode where she goes out to get a job and she gets fired because she's not good. They hire a babysitter… — Patricia Heaton Copy Share Image
I have no physical genius about me. I can't dribble a ball and run at the same time, I can't do lay-ups - I'm… — Rich Mullins Copy Share Image
I can't imagine not working, really. I just think work's more fun than fun. — Mary Quant Copy Share Image
The work, the work, the work. This is what the business is all about. This is the fun, the glory, the pleasure. It's the… — Phil Dusenberry Copy Share Image
