Comedy Quote by Ralph Macchio

I had to go out and give my team a chance. I didn't want to be remembered as the guy blowing the World Series.

— Vernon Law

I was for a short time on the baseball team as shortstop, where I was not so good.

— Herbert Hoover

I was for a short time on the baseball team as shortstop, where I was no good.

— Herbert Hoover

I did, of course, eventually find my way into television, taking all kinds of jobs, climbing the ranks rung by rung. Anyway, it was…

— Regis Philbin

Through the mid-80s I watched my team struggle, but in 1988 the A's made it to the Series. I was at Game 5 that…

— Ryan Fleck

I went out almost every night with the guys on the team between 1975 and 1981. We were winning in those years. It was fun.

— Guy Lafleur

I was a professional athlete, the best baseball player in the world at one point.

— Jose Canseco

I wasn't ever good enough to be on the baseball team and that sort of stuff.

— Balthazar Getty

I did the 1972 Sapporo Games, and I was also the Reds announcer and was folded into the NBC coverage for the 1972 World…

— Al Michaels

I was a center fielder, and I played shortstop.

— Mike Conley Jr

I was the biggest, most hopeless and most violent drunk in baseball.

— Sam McDowell

Only God knows why I didn't make it with the Mets, but yes, in a short period of time, I got the opportunity with…

— Pedro Martinez