Cake Quote by Phyllis Diller Download Open image “I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt.” — Phyllis Diller ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cake Chocolate Chocolate cake Dirt Food Shows
Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. — Audrey Hepburn Copy Share Image
I like to bake, so sometimes I do the desserts. I don't eat too much desserts, though, because I need to be able to… — Caroline Wozniacki Copy Share Image
I don't like a too-perfect cake. You want people to know it came from your kitchen and not the cake case in the bakery… — Claire Saffitz Copy Share Image
There's certain cakes you've got to have, maybe a pie here and there. But I know to not do it as much. — Biz Markie Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Now I am in the place I call this wide wide Heaven because it includes all my simplest desires but also the most humble… — Alice Sebold Copy Share Image
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. — Ludwig Erhard Copy Share Image
You can’t bake a cake without getting the kitchen messy. Halfway through surgery it looks like there’s been a murder in the operating room.… — Price Pritchett Copy Share Image
A lot of people are programmed to think, 'Oh, I want to do this, but I also want this.' It's like they want everything.… — Metro Boomin Copy Share Image
It's strange because pandan cake isn't hard to make but yet it can only be bought in Singapore. — Zhao Wei Copy Share Image
“I bring the leftovers to rehearsal, and Ms. Albright lets us have a cake picnic on the stage. And by cake picnic, I mean… — Becky Albertalli Copy Share Image
Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal. — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
“We went for a walk on College Street and popped into Coco's for a snack. There, I revealed my future, much like the exquisitely… — Amy Rosen Copy Share Image
The three of us just try put our heads down and stay creative. The awards truly are just cake. It's one of those things… — Hillary Scott Copy Share Image
Sam loved to listen to music and make his own songs, to wear soft velvets, to play in the castle kitchen beside the cooks,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
