Brides Quote by Phyllis Diller

In a lifetime, the recipe always needs amending - more of this, a little less of that, what to do now that the cake…

— Deb Caletti

One bite of wedding cake and I about threw up.

— Isaac Brock

You can freeze a nice sponge cake and then have a strawberry shortcake any time.

— Lidia Bastianich

Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning

— Denis Leary

Sometimes I worry I don't want to get married as much as I'd like to be dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread…

— Maria Bamford

Truth be told, I hate cake, and whenever I do get married we won't have a cake, either. I'd rather have a candy bar…

— Scheana Shay

It don't get any better than ice cream cake.

— Todd Gurley

When a woman gets married it is like jumping into a hole in the ice in the middle of winter: you do it once…

— Maxim Gorky

Having this whole wedding situation, people should warn you how stressful it is.

— Erica Mena

Marriage is a long, dull meal with dessert served at the beginning.

— Oscar Wilde

It's bullshit that I have to wait for a special occasion to eat cake.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Four people wheel out a huge wedding cake from a side room. Most of the guests back up, making way for this rarity, this…

— Suzanne Collins