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“A perfect girl Doesn't bother, Doesn't shout, Doesn't flirt with others, Doesn't lies, Doesn't cheat, . . . And . . Doesn't exists?”

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Girls are not toys. You can't just pick them up and drop them whenever you want.

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The Hours Turned into Days. Days into Weeks, And Weeks into Months. Nothing Has Changed... I'm Still In Love And You're Still Gone.

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Always respect, honour And Pray for those who helped you in your bad time. Also be thankful to bad time, For showing you those…

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If You Trust Someone, Trust Till The End. Whatever The Results May Be, In The End Either You'll Have A Very Good Friend Or…

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In Life, We May Never Get The Same Opportunity Again, But There's Always Something Better Ahead...

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When Love Is Unknown For You, You Know What Is Happiness, When You Know Love... You Know What Is Pain, When You Lose It,…

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When I looked in your eyes, I didn't see you. I saw my today, tomorrow, and the rest of my future.

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Holding Your Anger Is A Poison. It Eats You From Inside. We Think That Hating Is A Weapon That Attacks The Person Who Harmed…

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Challenge Yourself With Something You Know You Could Never Do, And What You'll Find Is That You Can Overcome Anything. By Attempting Something Really…

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We are all stars. Each of us shines. Maybe together, or we twinkles alone. But we all made to make someone's wishes come true.

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As A Responsible Person, We Should Never Permit Ourselves To Do Anything That We Are Not Willing To See Our Children Do.. Remember, You…

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The Difference Between Ability And Character Is,,, Ability Will Get Us To The Top. But Character Will Allow Us To Stay At The Top...

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No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest, some supposed…

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“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.”

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“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his gifts from the Lord. One of mine happens to be a penis large enough that, if it had a penis of its own, my penis’ penis would be larger than your penis.”… ..."Fuck all of you,”…

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