Funny facebook status Quote by MOHAMMAD Download Open image “Its 2014 n still FB dint give us the option to tell that sitting on commode” — MOHAMMAD ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status
Facebook could have gone public whenever it wanted. We decided the right time was 2012. It could have easily been 2010 or 2014. — Chamath Palihapitiya Copy Share Image
I think 2014 was, like, throughout the whole year, I had this fantastic year. — Grigor Dimitrov Copy Share Image
The new year has began but there are those who still stucked in the miseries of 2014 — Simphiwe Ntuli Copy Share Image
2014 was a year of intense social upheaval. In truth, the same could be said for most every year. There is no standstill in… — Roxane Gay Copy Share Image
Next time when I ask u if u wanna fwm then say yes r no.. but dont have ur bitch facebook me to tell… — Lela Copy Share Image
I can't believe it's 2012 and there is still no fold button on my dryer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If leap years didn't exist, we'd currently be in 2014. — If Leap Years Didn d Currently Be In 2 Copy Share Image
The old year is gone and the New Year will bring everything that you missed last year! Have a rocking 2014 ahead. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If I had but two loaves of bread, I would sell one and buy hyacinths, for they would feed my soul.” — Mohammad Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
