Buns Quote by Mitch Hedberg

Eating from the butcher's slab becoming what they meet. Restrained and roasted while they gorge strapped into the seat.

— Angelspit

My mother cooked like a scientist. She had a giant Chinese-style cleaver that she chopped with, and a cupboard full of spices.

— Kamala Harris

“Before I knew it, the first animal had entered the chute. Various cowboys were at different positions around the animal and began carrying out…

— Ree Drummond

Suckling frenzy at rubber breast. Beheaded busted a doll infect. Salty lotion, rubbed in open scratch. Removes hair and all self respect.

— Angelspit

“Barrels of oysters wrapped in seaweed came by boat from Stollport. Fat beam and trout were carried in dripping wooden boxes lined with wet…

— Lawrence Norfolk

“At the kneading trough in the bakehouse, he and Philip pummeled maslin dough until the dull-skinned clods stretched and sprang. A scowling Vanian showed…

— Lawrence Norfolk

Meat first, and spoon vittles to top off on

— Mark Twain

“Following my accident, I plumped up like a freshly roasted wiener, my skin cracking to accommodate the expanding meat. The doctors, with their hungry…

— Andrew Davidson

“Neck twisted backward. Abdomen open, exposing sharp bone and rib. Noodle-like guts pulled laid spread out for the birds or rodents or other scavengers,…

— Thomas S. Flowers

When you cut it up, put the pieces in your mouth and swallowed them, the British hamburger shaped itself to the bottom on your…

— Clive James

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

— Anonymous

“Now alongside Scovell, John eased preserved peaches out of galliot pots of syrup and picked husked walnuts from puncheons of salt. He clarified butter…

— Lawrence Norfolk