Self respect Quote by Angelspit

I got heckled by a woman, and my riposte fixed upon her unfortunate hair texture, only for her to remove her wig and reveal…

— Dominic Holland

Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.

— Alan Bennett

Pepper spray, a Taser, a suckling pig and a self-built motorized spit. It's a perfect Thanksgiving, 'MythBusters'-style.

— Jamie Hyneman

“The pinup girl, Betty Grable, sprayed her bare butt and breasts with hairspray until they were wet. That way the top and bottom of…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“It was that summer, too, that I began the cutting, and was almost as devoted to it as to my newfound loveliness. I adored…

— Gillian Flynn

Kissing Mother Superior, incompetent, hairball, poppy seeds, on the can.

— Jennifer Egan

Death leaves cans of shaving cream half-used.

— Haruki Murakami

And then while she's lip-syncing, "I've Grown Accustomed To Your Face," to this little head next to her, the head eats the cloth fabric…

— Brian Henson

A Halloween-haired, Sachsgate-enacting, estuary-whining, glitter-lacquered, priapic berk How dare I, from my velvet chaise longue, in my Hollywood home like Kubla Khan, drag my…

— Russell Brand

When I took my clothes off in Blue Velvet, I wanted to convey the brutality of sex abuse. I wanted to look like a…

— Isabella Rossellini

The scissors cut the long-grown hair; The razor scrapes the remnant fuzz. Small-jawed, weak-chinned, big-eyed, I stare At the forgotten boy I was.

— John Updike

“It has become socially acceptable for a baby to suck anything, be it bottle, dummy, soft toy, blanket or the nearest adult finger, while…

— Gabrielle Palmer