Brain Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I wouldn't regret [my "Brian" tattoo] if we weren't together. I can always have a kid and name him Brian. There are options.

— Megan Fox

My name is Brian and I am a troll. An internet troll.

— Limmy

Hi my name is Brian, but uh, you can call me 'B-Rok'. Cuz, I be rockin' your house!

— Brian Littrell

“I’m Briana Fallon. Do you have a conventional first name, too, or did your parents anticipate your future academic achievements when they picked your…

— Marko Kloos

My name is Brian Green by birth. Austin was made up by my parents when I was nine, because there was another Brian Green…

— Brian Austin Green

“I’m Briana Fallon. Do you have a conventional first name, too, or did your parents anticipate your future academic achievements when they picked your…

— Marko Kloos

I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, "Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship." Oh, also I wish my last name…

— Jack Handey

I never had a brian till freak came along..

— Rodman Philbrick

I wanted to make a name for myself.

— Katie Cassidy

Being called Gary. It's a crap name. I wish I'd been called by my middle name, Winston.

— Gary Lineker

Lots of people call me Dave, my mum calls me David, my wife calls me Dave, I don't really notice what people call me.

— David Cameron

I wanted to build up a name for myself.

— Jean-Michel Basquiat