Caring Quote by Mitch Hedberg Download Open image “I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.” — Mitch Hedberg ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Caring Not caring Pens Sick
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You know, I have dropped three expensive pens on the nib. And it just makes you cry when it happens. — Jim Watkins Copy Share Image
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I'm not happy unless I have a pen in my hand, it's really that simple. — Anthony Horowitz Copy Share Image
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I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach plants with… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks. There you are, keeping the beat, the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street...… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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Just remember that when nobody was there for you, I was. And when nobody else gave a damn, I did. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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